This is my infuriating mustache. As you can see it sticks straight out of my face with the upper hairs curling upward. All I want is for it to lay down flat. It annoys me and I'm missing out on smooches from the lady.
I've been using all manner of conditioners, balms and oils and it seems like nothing has any affect on the thick red cables growing out of my upper lip. Wax works only momentarily.
Any help is greatly appreciated!