Sometimes the wit comes without even thinking about it. It's almost like there's another brain inside my head that activates in times like these, and I have little control over what it does! But first, a bit of history....
This is the first time in my life that I've let my facial hair grow more than a month or so. I would always shave it clean before it even got to two months. This time it's almost six months, and I love it. But my wife is not so much. Here comes the wit!
About a month ago, my wife made the comment, "Your beard is gross". Without missing a beat, or even thinking, I said, "That's not very nice. I don't tell you how gross you are...I keep those thoughts to myself!"
Not another word was spoken that day.
This is the first time in my life that I've let my facial hair grow more than a month or so. I would always shave it clean before it even got to two months. This time it's almost six months, and I love it. But my wife is not so much. Here comes the wit!
About a month ago, my wife made the comment, "Your beard is gross". Without missing a beat, or even thinking, I said, "That's not very nice. I don't tell you how gross you are...I keep those thoughts to myself!"
Not another word was spoken that day.
