Hey, Tom, my friend,

I an sure, you are exaggerating. Your beard looks very nice (this is NOT a compliment). You are the only one person who is gazing at your beard right up to it. People tend to see but not to notice. They have no concern about someone's beards. So don't stuff up your head with silly things. All you need now is a couple of hot tea cups with raspberry jam and then go to bed. Tomorrow will be a new day!

There is no reason not to grow a beard!