Yeah, well, I have my grandpa's thick head hair as it is, and while I don't know for certain, I'm pretty sure that makes me less susceptible to going bald anyway. I could be wrong, though. At any rate, I'll be happy not to lose the hair on my head if I don't have to.

“For God wished women to rejoice in their locks alone growing spontaneously, as a horse in his mane; but has adorned man, like the lions, with a beard.” - St. Clement of Alexandria