Stevie t wrote:
Sir, I am very interested in purchasing the standard model weatherbeard, I have looked on Amazon & ebay but they don't stock these at present, Are they only available in the US of A? I look forward to your reply.Regards Stevie

Stevie T: The WeatherBeard is not available in stores on any continent. Each one is a unique special-order item, and while the price is free, it will cost you several months of patient cultivation in the beardly arts. your individual results may vary, but you are welcome to post your own images after you have installed and calibrated a WeatherBeard of your own.
MetalMungos wrote:
Jake's epitaph is amazing. hahahahh And stories too. YOu rock with it.

MM

Thank you, MM. I'm glad you enjoy them. I'm working on the third installment already, but life is very full with home and work demands, so it might be March before it gets published.

Triibeard's Thirty-NINE years of being bearded    (The recent journey from a short- to a long-beard)
Introducing LEGO-Sheriff Triibeard     (The origin story for our polymeric polychromatic hero)
Sheriff Triibeard and The Case of the Missing Beard Balm   (In search of that scoundrel RiffRaff)
Sheriff Triibeard and the Hermit Hoarder    (Consequences of acquisitiveness)

In a world of shorn faces, it is our privilege to offer those around us the exquisite opportunity to know a gentleman with a beard.