Tom,

Please do NOT install the WeatherBeard feature that appears in my thread. I'd half-expect that a gale would lift you clear off the ground and I'd see you sailing over the Sierra Nevada Mountains on your way over to Utah.

I also wonder if you now have to turn sideways to get your beard through a doorway. Nothing but admiration for it here.

Triibeard's Thirty-NINE years of being bearded    (The recent journey from a short- to a long-beard)
Introducing LEGO-Sheriff Triibeard     (The origin story for our polymeric polychromatic hero)
Sheriff Triibeard and The Case of the Missing Beard Balm   (In search of that scoundrel RiffRaff)
Sheriff Triibeard and the Hermit Hoarder    (Consequences of acquisitiveness)

In a world of shorn faces, it is our privilege to offer those around us the exquisite opportunity to know a gentleman with a beard.