Unfortunately, Gato, winds on the east side of the Sierra Nevada Mountains consistently blow in from the west. (And fast. I've already lost shingles from the west side of my garage roof this year.) 

Setting the WeatherBeard SSP incorrectly can simulate another wind direction, however accurate results cannot be assured. 

Triibeard's Thirty-NINE years of being bearded    (The recent journey from a short- to a long-beard)
Introducing LEGO-Sheriff Triibeard     (The origin story for our polymeric polychromatic hero)
Sheriff Triibeard and The Case of the Missing Beard Balm   (In search of that scoundrel RiffRaff)
Sheriff Triibeard and the Hermit Hoarder    (Consequences of acquisitiveness)

In a world of shorn faces, it is our privilege to offer those around us the exquisite opportunity to know a gentleman with a beard.