Trick wrote:
I am catching a thread here What a great tale (I am still groaning again!) Please dont stop!

I'm just getting started, Trick... or re-started perhaps. There is more violence against the English language still to come.
Tom E wrote:
Oh my, I think the sheriff may have drunk a bit too much from my Nepenthese pitchers during his time here. He's gotten rather pun-y.

Cheers!
Tom

Don't be callin' him puny just 'cause he's only two inches tall, Tom. Punny, maybe.

Shortly after he returned from visiting you at The BOG, I thought he said something about "taking a nip in these pitcher plants," but it didn't make any sense to me at the time. Fortunately his polymeric constitution is impervious to the digestive juices in those pitcher plants, and had you not rescued him when you did, the plant may have eventually just spit him out like an unpopped kernel of popcorn.

Triibeard's Thirty-NINE years of being bearded    (The recent journey from a short- to a long-beard)
Introducing LEGO-Sheriff Triibeard     (The origin story for our polymeric polychromatic hero)
Sheriff Triibeard and The Case of the Missing Beard Balm   (In search of that scoundrel RiffRaff)
Sheriff Triibeard and the Hermit Hoarder    (Consequences of acquisitiveness)

In a world of shorn faces, it is our privilege to offer those around us the exquisite opportunity to know a gentleman with a beard.
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