I'd be lost for sure if this was in Dutch. Even though my ancestors came from Groningen in the late 1800s, I can't speak a word of it. My only experience in the Netherlands was in Schiphol airport waiting for a connecting flight to Berlin and then again on the flight back to the US a week later.

Triibeard's Thirty-NINE years of being bearded    (The recent journey from a short- to a long-beard)
Introducing LEGO-Sheriff Triibeard     (The origin story for our polymeric polychromatic hero)
Sheriff Triibeard and The Case of the Missing Beard Balm   (In search of that scoundrel RiffRaff)
Sheriff Triibeard and the Hermit Hoarder    (Consequences of acquisitiveness)

In a world of shorn faces, it is our privilege to offer those around us the exquisite opportunity to know a gentleman with a beard.