Well, if I had a barber with a beard as nice as Jeremy's I'd let him have his way with me too. Well, you know what I mean It looks like he even whipped your dyslexic albino sea lion into submission.

I'd be smiling from ear-to-ear too after a trim and shaping as nice as that one!

Good to see that you have some time for the board again, sir. We've missed you.

Cheers!
Tom


Some helpful links:
Library Central of Beard Growing


Taming the Wild Mustache
Tips for eating and drinking with a big mustache

Excess on occasion is exhilarating. It prevents moderation from acquiring the deadening effect of a habit. ~ W. Somerset Maugham
A jerk with a beard is just a bearded jerk, but a bearded gentleman is awesomeness personified. ~ Triibeard