Congratulations on the many-fold upgrades in your life -- new job, new child, new location, RE-newed beard -- all great things to celebrate. You'll just love discovering how tightly such tiny hands can grip those 3 inches of face follicles. Revel in it all!

Triibeard's Thirty-NINE years of being bearded    (The recent journey from a short- to a long-beard)
Introducing LEGO-Sheriff Triibeard     (The origin story for our polymeric polychromatic hero)
Sheriff Triibeard and The Case of the Missing Beard Balm   (In search of that scoundrel RiffRaff)
Sheriff Triibeard and the Hermit Hoarder    (Consequences of acquisitiveness)

In a world of shorn faces, it is our privilege to offer those around us the exquisite opportunity to know a gentleman with a beard.