Happy New Year, my friend. Thanks for your leadership and support in this community.

If we all kept resolutions like yours, the earth might slow its rotation from the redistribution of mass, the spousal eye-rolling would alter the tides, seasons would shift, Dollar Shave Club might vanish, and beard oils and balms would outsell iPhones. Let's do it!

Triibeard's Thirty-NINE years of being bearded    (The recent journey from a short- to a long-beard)
Introducing LEGO-Sheriff Triibeard     (The origin story for our polymeric polychromatic hero)
Sheriff Triibeard and The Case of the Missing Beard Balm   (In search of that scoundrel RiffRaff)
Sheriff Triibeard and the Hermit Hoarder    (Consequences of acquisitiveness)

In a world of shorn faces, it is our privilege to offer those around us the exquisite opportunity to know a gentleman with a beard.