Hi Albatros,

I just stumbled upon this post and wanted to let you know I thoroughly enjoyed reading your story. I'm a beard newbie myself and so I don't feel I'm in a position to give you or anybody beard advice. That said, I do agree with your wife's joke about your mustache "having spoken". You definitely have a strong mustache which subliminally conveys masculinity, strength and authority.

I think "stealth growth" refers to how you can grow your beard longer surrepticiously. First by growing your beard to a socially acceptable length and tidying it up, trimming off the fuzzy haze of extra long hairs, etc. Then as people become accustomed to your new bearded persona, you slowly grow your beard longer, all the while keeping it tidy, without everybody taking notice.

Good luck on your beard journey and Merry Christmas to you and your family!