Wish me luck, everyone... Going to get a haircut tomorrow, and I'll need to be direct enough with the stylist to ensure he/she doesn't try to trim my facial hair. It's important that none of my progress gets lost right now, after all.

“For God wished women to rejoice in their locks alone growing spontaneously, as a horse in his mane; but has adorned man, like the lions, with a beard.” - St. Clement of Alexandria