Dantes, I'm relieved and delighted to see that LEGO-Sheriff Triibeard has arrived safely in Germany and is already making progress in his investigation. (I hope his boots were clean before he jumped into your beverage.) Don't let him consume too much -- he isn't very big and doesn't have much capacity for alcohol.                       

Your help in familiarizing him with the local community will surely be invaluable. (However, it's starting to annoy me that he addresses his previous and current host as "young man" when he never calls me that in Nevada.)                  

If he can break away, I'd like to debrief him on what may have led to the disaster that destroyed the submersible and marooned him on Corvo. Please thank Captain MetalBeard and the crew of the Sea Cow for rescuing the intrepid Sheriff.

Triibeard's Thirty-NINE years of being bearded    (The recent journey from a short- to a long-beard)
Introducing LEGO-Sheriff Triibeard     (The origin story for our polymeric polychromatic hero)
Sheriff Triibeard and The Case of the Missing Beard Balm   (In search of that scoundrel RiffRaff)
Sheriff Triibeard and the Hermit Hoarder    (Consequences of acquisitiveness)

In a world of shorn faces, it is our privilege to offer those around us the exquisite opportunity to know a gentleman with a beard.