Quite to the contrary, I and others are simply reporting the news of current events in our local area that seem to have a common thread of beardedness, mystery, and intrigue. I can't explain how I happen to be surrounded by such interesting events and activities. For my own sanity, it is fortunate that I am not the only one observing and sharing these shenanigans. The saga gets picked up and reported by other keen observers from around the country and just recently from other parts of the world. Check back every few days to a week to see what's developing.

Triibeard's Thirty-NINE years of being bearded    (The recent journey from a short- to a long-beard)
Introducing LEGO-Sheriff Triibeard     (The origin story for our polymeric polychromatic hero)
Sheriff Triibeard and The Case of the Missing Beard Balm   (In search of that scoundrel RiffRaff)
Sheriff Triibeard and the Hermit Hoarder    (Consequences of acquisitiveness)

In a world of shorn faces, it is our privilege to offer those around us the exquisite opportunity to know a gentleman with a beard.