Thanks Tom and Triibeard.
The local authorities have been notified and after seeing the picture they immediately turned towards a special unit...something about "international trade", "they need just a few more things" and a very ominous "he´s here".
They were arguing for about an hour and then the chief made a call that sounded pretty important.
I have been informed that a specialist is en route to help with the situation and should arrive in about ten days (lucky coincidence, I am on a vacation next week).
Meanwhile I have locked up the beard oil and keep an eye out for suspicious activity.


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