I recognize that shadowy, top-hatted silhouette! How in the world did that rascal RiffRaff get all the way over there, and what is he up to at Bart aber Herzlich?! As soon as LEGO-Sheriff Triibeard gets home from Oregon, I'll bet he'll be off to visit you in Germany.

In the meantime, Dantes, better lock up the inventory in a safe place.

Triibeard's Thirty-NINE years of being bearded    (The recent journey from a short- to a long-beard)
Introducing LEGO-Sheriff Triibeard     (The origin story for our polymeric polychromatic hero)
Sheriff Triibeard and The Case of the Missing Beard Balm   (In search of that scoundrel RiffRaff)
Sheriff Triibeard and the Hermit Hoarder    (Consequences of acquisitiveness)

In a world of shorn faces, it is our privilege to offer those around us the exquisite opportunity to know a gentleman with a beard.