Gato: LEGO-Sheriff Triibeard really "has it all together," and I doubt that he'll "go to pieces" over a trip to Oregon or anywhere else.

Tom E: being in law enforcement, the Sheriff has access to certain levels of classified information, and I get the distinct impression, although he won't disclose anything to me, that he already knows where The BOG is located. I still don't know how he intends to get there, though, or what he intends to do if he shows up there. And he may not tell me. In any case, I'm sure he will avoid CPE (cow patty entrapment) hazards along the way.

Triibeard's Thirty-NINE years of being bearded    (The recent journey from a short- to a long-beard)
Introducing LEGO-Sheriff Triibeard     (The origin story for our polymeric polychromatic hero)
Sheriff Triibeard and The Case of the Missing Beard Balm   (In search of that scoundrel RiffRaff)
Sheriff Triibeard and the Hermit Hoarder    (Consequences of acquisitiveness)

In a world of shorn faces, it is our privilege to offer those around us the exquisite opportunity to know a gentleman with a beard.