Well, you just be careful what 'advanced technology' he uses. For one thing The BOG is in a top-secret location and for another don't count on me or Mrs. E doing much cow patty dredging to find your lost beardo magistrate. This is the West, remember, and no amount of Perplexed, Presumptive, Edification (PPE) is likely to be of much use.

Now, dismembered transport may work in this case but dis-bearded transport is out of the question. We've experienced enough of that, hypothetically, lately.