I did consider that, Mr. Sftd, but I wasn't aware of this kind of accelerated consumption when my beard was even longer than it is now. Maybe I do use more than I did back then, but I think it's actually being diverted.                            


An investigation is currently underway by a notable constabulary authority who seems to be hot on the trail of some scoundrel who may be responsible. Checking every lead and clue.


Triibeard's Thirty-NINE years of being bearded    (The recent journey from a short- to a long-beard)
Introducing LEGO-Sheriff Triibeard     (The origin story for our polymeric polychromatic hero)
Sheriff Triibeard and The Case of the Missing Beard Balm   (In search of that scoundrel RiffRaff)
Sheriff Triibeard and the Hermit Hoarder    (Consequences of acquisitiveness)

In a world of shorn faces, it is our privilege to offer those around us the exquisite opportunity to know a gentleman with a beard.