Throttle wrote:

Tom this isn't exactly a how-to but maybe it will strike a chord with some of the other bearded fellows who wake up looking like a rented mule. image

Well, it certainly shows me that are are benefits of being bald.  I only deal with half your problem smiley: laugh

Cheers!
Tom


Some helpful links:
Library Central of Beard Growing


Taming the Wild Mustache
Tips for eating and drinking with a big mustache

Excess on occasion is exhilarating. It prevents moderation from acquiring the deadening effect of a habit. ~ W. Somerset Maugham
A jerk with a beard is just a bearded jerk, but a bearded gentleman is awesomeness personified. ~ Triibeard