BHster, whatever I might have inspired you to achieve has now become the source of utter awe for many. Shoot, I still can't braid mine without it literally pushing off the plastic bands and unravelling itself. It's as though it refuses to be bound. It's been at least several months since I trimmed any part my beard, and that's part of my intent for gaining more length: to see if I can actually do a tie-up like you and AW. So far, it will have nothing to do with that kind of thing... there's always The Kragl, I suppose.

Triibeard's Thirty-NINE years of being bearded    (The recent journey from a short- to a long-beard)
Introducing LEGO-Sheriff Triibeard     (The origin story for our polymeric polychromatic hero)
Sheriff Triibeard and The Case of the Missing Beard Balm   (In search of that scoundrel RiffRaff)
Sheriff Triibeard and the Hermit Hoarder    (Consequences of acquisitiveness)

In a world of shorn faces, it is our privilege to offer those around us the exquisite opportunity to know a gentleman with a beard.