Whoa Troy that thing is massive bro! Congrats on the half yeard. And thanks for the beard balm recipe...I actually made my first homemade batch last night. I'll probably post about it over on my thread.

In 1567, Hans Steininger, the burgomaster of Braunau (then Bavaria, now Austria), died when he broke his neck by tripping over his own beard. The beard, which was 4.5 feet (1.4 m) long at the time, was usually kept rolled up in a leather pouch. --source (Beard Responsibly, my friends)