gato wrote:
Sounds like it's about time to sit down with lego-triibeard and let him know who pays the phone bills....remind him that you could fairly easily have him drawn and quartered.....I'm sure he'll fall into line.
...or fall to pieces. But, y'know, while he can be somewhat of a scamp, he's not really that bad, and he does help around the house and at work from time to time. It concerns me that he may fall under the influence of some kind of riff-raff out there and get into some real trouble.               

So, I'll just keep a close watch on him for a while... and try to keep him busy doing something useful.

Triibeard's Thirty-NINE years of being bearded    (The recent journey from a short- to a long-beard)
Introducing LEGO-Sheriff Triibeard     (The origin story for our polymeric polychromatic hero)
Sheriff Triibeard and The Case of the Missing Beard Balm   (In search of that scoundrel RiffRaff)
Sheriff Triibeard and the Hermit Hoarder    (Consequences of acquisitiveness)

In a world of shorn faces, it is our privilege to offer those around us the exquisite opportunity to know a gentleman with a beard.