Beard Whisperer wrote:
NOT to worry. I don't think he can be up to that much. It wasn't a smartphone.

He is cute though... even with the evil black hat.
It's not the level of technology use that bothers me, it's the kind of riff-raff that he might be in cahoots with and what they might be planning... Maybe it's just a LEGO meet-up somewhere.              
          
Wait a minute. ...the kind of riff-raff... Hmmm, I wonder...


Triibeard's Thirty-NINE years of being bearded    (The recent journey from a short- to a long-beard)
Introducing LEGO-Sheriff Triibeard     (The origin story for our polymeric polychromatic hero)
Sheriff Triibeard and The Case of the Missing Beard Balm   (In search of that scoundrel RiffRaff)
Sheriff Triibeard and the Hermit Hoarder    (Consequences of acquisitiveness)

In a world of shorn faces, it is our privilege to offer those around us the exquisite opportunity to know a gentleman with a beard.