Welcome back Truman. Glad everything went well with the procedure. Now get to growing...I want to see you in that cowboy hat with an epic long beard!

In 1567, Hans Steininger, the burgomaster of Braunau (then Bavaria, now Austria), died when he broke his neck by tripping over his own beard. The beard, which was 4.5 feet (1.4 m) long at the time, was usually kept rolled up in a leather pouch. --source (Beard Responsibly, my friends)