gato wrote:
Those pictures of you with the big beard are pretty convincing.....ok, I believe you're still bearded.
I wouldn't blame you for doubting. It was a prank gone a day or two too long, but all is well in Northwest Nevada and the Sheriff is still officiating.
Potter wrote:
simply amazing triibeard! Those measurements are impressive!
Thanks, Potter. Keep growing!
Ol Grizz wrote:
You put me into a deep depression for a few days with your April Fools joke. I have a picture of your court suit picture next to George V in my "Beards/mustaches I would like to have" Word document. I thought ïf Triibeard can't stick it out, how could I even hope to? Glad to see the beard and mustache in one piece and they look beautiful as usual.
Sorry for the anxiety, Grizz, and thanks for honoring me in your goal document. I don't wear a suit that often, but it is good to see that a long beard can clean up well and look quite professional when necessary. You have better density than mine, so yours is a beard I'll be admiring as you gain length. 

Triibeard's Thirty-NINE years of being bearded    (The recent journey from a short- to a long-beard)
Introducing LEGO-Sheriff Triibeard     (The origin story for our polymeric polychromatic hero)
Sheriff Triibeard and The Case of the Missing Beard Balm   (In search of that scoundrel RiffRaff)
Sheriff Triibeard and the Hermit Hoarder    (Consequences of acquisitiveness)

In a world of shorn faces, it is our privilege to offer those around us the exquisite opportunity to know a gentleman with a beard.