April update and full recant of the April 1st prank.

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I'm calling that eight inches after the most recent trim.


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And about eleven inches in width as it drapes across my collar bones.


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This is without any balm or oil to wrangle the outer strands. With some beard balm it keeps a better shape without losing volume. Still, you can see that it's not all that dense to begin with.

Those longest hairs at the bottom end are coming from the neckbeard, not the chin. I'd look a lot less dense without the neckbeard.

Last Edited By: Triibeard Apr 11 15 8:26 PM. Edited 5 times.