Hey sir:
I know hat you mean taking a selfie. I don't even like to do it by myself. Besides that, you have a great massive blond beard. There is not one thing I think could be improved on, except to keep it growing. I think the shape is wonderful, your color is great, and the only thing that could be happening before too long is you will get it caught in a zipper. In that case you are in a long line of those whose beards are in jeopardy to things like that. Your beard can only become grander. Great to have you here.
Tom