Man, this sounds like the day you've been waiting for for ages! The way you got to it is the pits but, hey, let's consider the whole lemons/lemonade posit.

Looking forward to Truman's epic beard

Cheers!
Tom


Some helpful links:
Library Central of Beard Growing


Taming the Wild Mustache
Tips for eating and drinking with a big mustache

Excess on occasion is exhilarating. It prevents moderation from acquiring the deadening effect of a habit. ~ W. Somerset Maugham
A jerk with a beard is just a bearded jerk, but a bearded gentleman is awesomeness personified. ~ Triibeard