The toothpick really sets the thug apart:
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As does a cheap, fake stiletto:
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Also, and I just noticed this, you'll have to ignore the happy treehouse and the joyful children in the windows on my shirt...

In 1567, Hans Steininger, the burgomaster of Braunau (then Bavaria, now Austria), died when he broke his neck by tripping over his own beard. The beard, which was 4.5 feet (1.4 m) long at the time, was usually kept rolled up in a leather pouch. --source (Beard Responsibly, my friends)