You guys with even a modicum of curl in your beards have demonstrated great success in facial ornamentation for Christmas. When I try it, the ornaments slide right out like a skier on an icy slope. These straight follicles offer nothing to hold them in place.

However, LEGO-Triibeard took a look at what I bought, and considered giving it a try himself.         

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He may have been successful in attaching them, but the results are... well... maybe a little overdone. What do you think?            

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Triibeard's Thirty-NINE years of being bearded    (The recent journey from a short- to a long-beard)
Introducing LEGO-Sheriff Triibeard     (The origin story for our polymeric polychromatic hero)
Sheriff Triibeard and The Case of the Missing Beard Balm   (In search of that scoundrel RiffRaff)
Sheriff Triibeard and the Hermit Hoarder    (Consequences of acquisitiveness)

In a world of shorn faces, it is our privilege to offer those around us the exquisite opportunity to know a gentleman with a beard.
Last Edited By: Triibeard Jan 1 15 4:07 AM. Edited 3 times.