Andrew, celebrate the great beard that you have -- color, length, density, pattern -- all superb. Comments like you heard at the end of that conference are rudely out of line and should be called out as such. You keep a clean and neat appearance, and it fits into just about any work environment you might find yourself. Enjoy it for life!

Triibeard's Thirty-NINE years of being bearded    (The recent journey from a short- to a long-beard)
Introducing LEGO-Sheriff Triibeard     (The origin story for our polymeric polychromatic hero)
Sheriff Triibeard and The Case of the Missing Beard Balm   (In search of that scoundrel RiffRaff)
Sheriff Triibeard and the Hermit Hoarder    (Consequences of acquisitiveness)

In a world of shorn faces, it is our privilege to offer those around us the exquisite opportunity to know a gentleman with a beard.