Congrats Master Truman! Looks like your beard knew it was coming and decided to play nice. As Alan said, yours is one of the nicest and best-behaved beards on the board and the added length really suits you.

Dan once offered to fly to Austin to help Razorslave get a date. Maybe you can get him to come to LA and try his powers of persuasion on the ladies there instead

Cheers!
Tom


Some helpful links:
Library Central of Beard Growing


Taming the Wild Mustache
Tips for eating and drinking with a big mustache

Excess on occasion is exhilarating. It prevents moderation from acquiring the deadening effect of a habit. ~ W. Somerset Maugham
A jerk with a beard is just a bearded jerk, but a bearded gentleman is awesomeness personified. ~ Triibeard