Great idea for a thread Keith! I'll play.

First off, I love almost everything about my beard. I realize that the density and coverage that I have are more than most men could ever hope for. Sometimes I even think that parts of my beard are too thick.
I still dislike the washed out color of my beard. I would love it if I had a really bright red beard or grey beard.
My mustache, while I consider it my greatest accomplishment beard wise, brings me the most amount of stress. It is quite bushy, but not a bit cooperative. Each side has it's own idea what it should do. One side has hairs that corkscrew over my lip while the other side grows straight out and then sharply down.
I like the way I look in pictures better when I am not smiling, but I also am a very easy going guy that spends most of my day smiling.
Right now, most parts of my beard are about 1.5-2 inches long, but my mustache is probably a bit longer than that. The curls in my beard make it look shorter than it is.
I get lots of compliments on my beard and I am very happy to wear it!