Drezden wrote:
Hatch your beard is incredible, but how do you eat? Is pizza, ribs, and buffalo wings completely out of the question?

Thank you.

Being a foodie, and not necessarily the slowest eater, it's a little frustrating. I try to brush as much to the sides as possible, and have a comb nearby. Steak grinders are the worst for me, with the crunchy, flaky bread, melted cheese, and au ju.

Knife/fork for a lot of things.