Well, Truman, that's the best beard benefit story I've heard yet.

As for comparing beards on the street, yup, guilty. It's not so much a, um, size thing as it is understanding the whole bearded look. I'll add that when I see a guy with a particularly noteworthy beard of any style I make it a point to compliment him. Usually, but not always, it's met with thanks.

Merry Christmas, sir!
Tom


Some helpful links:
Library Central of Beard Growing


Taming the Wild Mustache
Tips for eating and drinking with a big mustache

Excess on occasion is exhilarating. It prevents moderation from acquiring the deadening effect of a habit. ~ W. Somerset Maugham
A jerk with a beard is just a bearded jerk, but a bearded gentleman is awesomeness personified. ~ Triibeard