Ok, strangest encounter today. I was driving a little fast on my way to lunch with some friends today and just my luck I get pulled over. I pretty sure that I was only 5 mph over the speed limit. Needless to say that this was really ruining my day. Stupid me I should not have been speeding, but jeeze right before Christmas?

Anyways the police officer approached my car window and I handed over my license and registration. Believe it or not he let me off with a warning. He said, " I'm going to give you a warning, you've got a great beard, now watch your speed and be careful." I thought he was kidding and I'm sure I had a strange look on my face. He then said, " Happy Holidays." and walked back to his car.

I am so grateful. I could not believe I got out of a ticket for having a beard. Is there anything a beard can't do? Crazy. Probably was just the fact that it was a few days before Christmas, but I take it. There is no way I'm shaving off my beard anytime soon. But I'll watch my speed, don't want to press my luck.

Cheers!

My beard thread:  Rabbit's Beard Adventure


I have a terrible feeling that, because I am wearing a beard and sitting in the back of the theater, you expect me to tell you the truth about something?  These are cheap seats, not Mt. Sinai.