Uh oh, looks like kplandes has a challenger in the handlebar department! As TiminNY alludes, the texture of your beard is ideal for a handlebar.

So, next time you think about shaving just come back and look at these pics. It'll banish those thoughts in a flash.


Some helpful links:
Library Central of Beard Growing


Taming the Wild Mustache
Tips for eating and drinking with a big mustache

Excess on occasion is exhilarating. It prevents moderation from acquiring the deadening effect of a habit. ~ W. Somerset Maugham
A jerk with a beard is just a bearded jerk, but a bearded gentleman is awesomeness personified. ~ Triibeard