I live in Paducah, KY...about 2 hours north of Nashville give or take depending on traffic and cop situation.
Manchester eh? ,Thought about going to bonnaroo this year but decided I'd rather have a beach vacation instead.....really wanted to see Paul McCartney.  
Now that's a dude that needs to regrow his beard.

Beardable- thanks man, much appreciated.  All credit goes to my folks, as I come from a bunch of hairy swedes and germans