Jacob, with one post you landed in the upper echelon of groomed big beards on this forum, IMHO. You beard is simply magnificent!

My beard is very curly overall and I use a beard balm daily to help keep it under control. I use one from Man's Face Stuff (available online) but other guys here report great results from Honest Amish and Bluebeard's too. If you haven't tried it it might be worth a shot.

I gotta tell ya though, I don't think you really need it. You're probably the only one who notices the difference on a daily basis and, to my eye, it isn't that pronounced. Most people won't see both sides of your beard at the same angle.

Again, man, that is one glorious beard!

Tom


Some helpful links:
Library Central of Beard Growing


Taming the Wild Mustache
Tips for eating and drinking with a big mustache

Excess on occasion is exhilarating. It prevents moderation from acquiring the deadening effect of a habit. ~ W. Somerset Maugham
A jerk with a beard is just a bearded jerk, but a bearded gentleman is awesomeness personified. ~ Triibeard