The very name you have taken scares me, a little like something from a horror movie. But you have a great beard, a "shining" one. It is well shaped, and you do a very nice job on it. Your face doesn't appear upside-down. Your wife accepts your beard, and then everything else is incidental. It's your hair, and your look is very professional. Great color. You can let it creep down, and nobody would notice it, but you. And you can keep that bad boy tamed. Have fun. I'm looking forward to your updates. Tom