I had no idea it was even possible for a mustache to get so long. Whether it needs the beard behind it to look good or not, it is really impressive. Now as to the comment about healthy boundaries, I guess if your beard gets long enough to get, uh, wet...you could just throw it back over your shoulders for a few minutes. Maybe at the point you start to trip on it, or tie it into your shoe laces, you might want to take it up an inch or so. Now who is the crazy person asking you when you're going to shave?