Bearded in BC wrote:

@Tim - Thanks for the support. Right now, I'm busy planning for teaching Romeo and Juliet to grade tens.

Romeo's shaving speech:
"How oft when men are at the point of shaving

Have they been merry! which their keepers call
A lightning before a trim. O, how may I
Call this a lightning? O my love! my beard!
Dry weather, that hath suck'd the moisture of thy hairs,
Hath had no power yet upon thy beauty.
Thou art not conquer'd. Beauty's ensign yet
Is ginger in thy follicles and in thy strands,
And Gillette's pale flag is not advanced there."

Such a good story.  Such great dialogue!