lol I have a million jobs, not really, more like three, but it can feel that way sometimes. I sell stuff on etsy, which isn't very lucrative, and have some stuff in an art gallery, so neither of those those outlets for revenue require me to shave, but I also work as a sushi chef by night, so that does come into play, but they don't really follow much for health code so I don't think it would be that big of a deal. It's kind of hard to believe I have better growth on my cheecks than you do, your beard is pretty intense lol.